halitosis


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Posted by BucketMouth on August 29, 2001 at 22:19:20:

Last Wednesday after marching band practice we auditioned for chairs in the Wind Ensemble, Concert Band, and Varsity Band. I ended up with fourth chair in the Varsity Band. (Well, at least I'm not fifth chair...That chair is empty, anyway.) The third chair guy, a music major, tells me that my breath in the tuba bell stinks. I've thought about several ideas:

-Go check out a top-action tuba, instead of front-action.
-Spray cinnamon air freshener in the bell.
-Practice some and challenge him for third chair.
-Give up my scholarship and work at Pizza Hut every afternoon.

My girlfriend says my breath is bad, but it is a "turn-on" for her, as she is Gothic.

What do you guys suggest?



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