Posted by TubaRay on February 27, 2003 at 15:04:56:
In Reply to: Proof that there is a God! posted by Martin Cochran on February 27, 2003 at 12:05:03:
I'm glad things worked out well for you.  I have a somewhat similar story from my graduate school days.  We were onstage in our large performing hall in preparation for an upcoming concert.  This was a special rehearsal with a guest conductor/clinician.  I, a graduate assistant and all-around hotshot tuba player, was seated in the back row(now there's a surprise), on a riser which was about 30" high.  While playing through one of the clinician's pieces, on leg of my chair went over the edge of the riser.  I and my tuba were briefly suspended in slow motion.  My chair, with me in it, went down the 30" to the floor below.  Somehow I managed to set my tuba down on the riser without a dent, scratch, or any visible damage.  Furthermore, I wasn't hurt.  I will say I was very embarassed, but I have gotten over that.  
Your story reminded me of that occasion.  Best wishes.
Ray Grim
The TubaMeisters