Posted by can't help myself... on October 25, 2002 at 23:43:06:
In Reply to: John Stevens Tuba Concerto posted by tubadude on October 25, 2002 at 22:39:55:
Go to Northwestern U, head north until you come to that old lighthouse on the north edge of the campus. Break into the lighthouse (around 3 am is best) and ascend the stairs to the lamp room at the top. Somehow stop the light's rotation and remove one of the giant bulbs. Reach into the recess between the bulbs and down about 18 inches. You will find a black velvet bag (might be a bit dusty and dirty). Inside the bag is a detailed map to the Enchanted Tuba Tree at the B'hai temple up the road. With this map, you will find beneath the Enchanted Tuba Tree not only the manuscript of the John Stevens Concerto, but the long lost THIRD Chicago York tuba. There will also be a little enchanted guardian man. Ignore him, or he will try to go home with you. Jake kept him there for a reason. And Gene hates the little guy.
This is a true story.
Really.