Posted by Mark on November 08, 2000 at 11:47:12:
While wondering who exactly will be president, it occured to me that bands play in the Whitehouse. I got to thinking about what the proper water valve etiquette for playing on fancy floors would be. Number one is "Call it a water valve, never call it a spit valve."
But here is the big question -- How do you drain your horn without creating an international incident? Slightly tongue-in-cheek, but still a serious question.